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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

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  • Bae: Hey come over
  • Me: I can't. My pet is asleep on my lap and I don't want to move because it will wake it up.
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Perhaps you didn't hear me
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woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

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marcys-mareep:

Sweatpants/Adventure Time

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theblackguyoncommunity:

inspired by this post [x]

theblackguyoncommunity:

inspired by this post [x]

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mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

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juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

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castielsteenwolf:

weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

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silly-puppy:

an underrated moment

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wheres-my-pie-sammy:

apesmcniel:

#I am sorry

How dare you

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