- Me: well time to do some laundry and clean the room.
- Brain: psst...psst... hey you know what would be awesome... A Transformers movie marathon' huh?...huh?
- ...10 minutes later...
- Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was The Cube
- Me: Dam you brain...... dam you to hell.
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I’ve seen enough Terminator movies to know how it’s going to end
Kick back and chill, but when the time comes don’t stand still or life will come at you unaware, so every day and every moment are very rare, to your extended care.
I like my steak rare With lots of pepper because well is not so well when dry.
I run in the rain so I don’t have feel my sweat on my body.
It’s true I wake up before the sun rises, I beat him every time.
I’m already filled with sand, so I’ll be one less the sandman has to work on.
I’m already at my highest peak before the stars appear.
I’m already down hill before the pile of shit. I’m still at the top of the mountain waiting for that one chick to stop singing and get over this hill.
At the End of the day I like to end with my coffee and smoke the same way- black and mild.
Don’t you ever cry for me, for when I am gone.
Just look up in the dark sky and stare at the big bright light.
For I am that man in the moon.